How Come, How come!

How come you haven’t realized that I’m not conceited……just convinced!

How come I want the IPhone really bad.

How come there's something extremely gratifying about reaching the finish line after you've had to push yourself to stay in the race in the first place?

How come what we share is so intense? "It's high/low, actual/fantasy, beautiful/ugly and red hot/blue cold..."

How come you make me smile when you call me "Sweetheart” it sounds like the most natural thing in the world?

How come I feel "icky" b/c my hair isn't cute & my eyebrows are a mess.

How come my nails are finally trying to grow after 20odd years.

How come I almost knocked the vending machine over trying to retreive my stuck Granola bar, da hell, I will definitely be having a talk with the vending guy.

How come I already booked my airline ticket for Christmas....$180 yeahbaby

How come my prayer lately is for God to just keep me.....