How Come Wednesday

How come my supervisor isn't at work today, I swear to promise she only work 2 days out of a 5 day work week.

How come without a doubt if the shoe were on the other foot, I would be FIRED, and you would see me in line being one of the 500 people applying for that one job.

How come April 10th can't get her fast enough.

How come I haven't lost any pounds only inches, I know, I know, inches are good but dang I want the numbers to come down on the scale.

How come I kinda want you to join me in Vegas, but ummm then again I don't.

How come this is the strangest friendship I have ever had!!!!

How come playing hard to get, can become so entertaining!

How come I declare I have probably taken playing hard to get to another level, shooo I might have missed an opportunity!

How come we love to eat things with NO nutritional value....empty calories are the BOMB!

How come I just cut the top off my lotion bottle, I'm going to get my $10.50 worth.

How come the cut up bottle of lotion is sitting on my desk looking a Hot Mess, I guess I will put it in my drawer.

How come I'm outta here, on my way to the gym and then class.

Smooches